What is your philosophy on life elsewhere in the universe?
a.) I believe in aliens...and I want to fuck each and every one of them. (23%)
b.) There is no such thing as extra-terrestrial life...there IS, however, a Sasquatch named Ernie living in my closet. (25%)
c.) I think the Star-Travelers (that's what I call them) exist...and are looking for my pot. Hands off, you green-gray fuckers, or I'll put my fucking shotgun in your mouths and go BLAM!!! (27%)
d.) I just like jerking off to "E.T." (25%)
