It's Easter this Sunday! Do you have any special plans?
a.) I'm gonna dye a bunch of eggs and shove 'em up my ass, Davey Mac!!
b.) I'm gonna get my rifle and sit in my backyard and if I see some God-Damn fruitcake rabbit trespassing on my property---BLAMMO!!!!!!
c.) I'm gonna throw water balloons at anyone wearing an Easter bonnet.
d.) I'm gonna fart on two hundred jelly beans.
