Can you believe it's April already?
a.) Yeah, asshole!! I use a daily "Garfield" calendar!! So this whole "can you believe it's April" shit doesn't fly with me!!! Look!! Garfield just made fun of Odie!!! Hahahahaha!!!! (32%)
b.) I do not believe it's April! I also do not believe that:
* we landed on the moon
* my eyes don't have tiny cameras in them
* my cousin Bart isn't Jesus (35%)
c.) I can tell you one thing that I definitely believe- I just farted!! (33%)
