I hit my dick on a desk this morning...and it still hurts.
a.) That's what you get for rooting against Tim Tebow, David. God is punishing you! (21%)
b.) Big deal, Dave, I slammed my cock-hole into a cactus needle yesterday. Cry me a fucking river!!! (20%)
c.) You probably did it on purpose, Davey Mac, you desk-fucking weirdo!!!! (19%)
d.) At least you're not Corey Shittin' Feldman, Diddy!!! (19%)
e.) I just farted. (21%)
