Every time I lift some weights, my wrist starts hurting. How do I correct this?
a.) Stop lifting weights, asshole. (32%)
b.) Is "lifting weights" a code-word for "jerking off blind-folded on an inflatable Bugs Bunny raft in a random stranger's pool"? (34%)
c.) Hmmmm...I thought it was your face that was hurting...because it's killing ME!! Hahahahaha!!! Thank you!! Thanks, everyone!! I'll be performing stand-up AND will be juggling dildos this weekend at Don's Dicks 'N' Jokes on Route 72!! Now go fuck off!! Hahahaha!! I love this crowd!!! (34%)