I found a shitload of ear wax in my ears today. What should I do with it?
a.) Dispense of it in the garbage like a normal human being. (8%)
b.) Build the Castle of Ear Wax, home to Ear-Man, Master of the Uni-wax. (32%)
c.) Eat it a little of it. Come on, you know you want to. Just a little...to see what it tastes like. (26%)
d.) Put it on the top of your cock-head like a little comb-over/ear wax toupee; and then tell everyone your penis is named Dickald Clump, host of Celebrity Apprentwax. (34%)
