I'm still not sleeping well and still have the diarrhea. Do I have food poisoning?
a.) Either that...or ass poisoning!! Hahahaha! (12%)
b.) My diagnosis is that it's no so much stomach nausea as it is ass nausea!! Hahaha!! Bam! Got ya, Davey!! (18%)
c.) Here's what you should do, David, get some rest and drink some ginger ASS!! Hahaha!!! Get it?!?! Instead of ginger ALE!! Ha! I fucking nailed you with THAT one, David!!! (31%)
d.) Seriousy, though get some Pepto Bismol and take it easy...or rather...
...take it ASSY!!!!! Hahahahaha!!! We got you, Dave Man!!! We got you real good-like!! Yeeehhhaaaww!!!! (39%)