It's being called "The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever That Won't Actually Happen Because One Of The Competitors Is Currently Deceased"......"Rowdy" Roddy Piper Vs. "East Side" Dave McDonald...in a never-before-seen Winner-Takes-Kilt match. After their epic battle, however, the two pals will have a nice, tropical drink served in a coconut before slamming said coconut into Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka's head. Peace!
- East Side Dave