I have to tell you, as someone who once had my face bitten off by a shark and had to get a head transplant, I can only say to you, my dogsies: try not to swim with sharks and tell them anti-fish jokes. They just don't get sea humor. See you today on Jersey's legendary 95.9 The RAT at 6 AM (EST). And please call a doctor for the me. Thank you.
- East Side Dave