With ESPN inventing their own pat-themselves-on-the-back award called the ESPY's, the Dave Man has decided to give his own equally insignificant award, egotistically named the Davey's. Here are the following winners of the 2014 Davey's:
1. Me for creating these awards.
2. The cast of Jaws for killing that fucking shark.
3. Exiled people.
4. Edith Bunker for getting out of a very bad situation.
5. The Davey Mac Sports Program for being the BEST SHOW EVER.