ESPN's Chris Berman and his hero- Dave McDonald
It's true, ESPN. You should re-name it the ASSY's. Having an awards show that YOU invented for the reason of celebrating YOUR television station is preposterously arrogant and self-congratulatory. We already have awards-winners in sports: they're the guys who at the end of the season have won the awards given to them by their actual fucking sport!!!!!! And how can you have a "Best Team" category? Yes, I'm sure the Seahawks are better than the Spurs........in fucking FOOTBALL!!!! Turn that shit around and get some hoops going and I doubt that short bastard Russell Wilson will score more than six points!! Hey, ESPY's, go screw a duck!!! This has been a message from America's Journalist and Editorialist - David "What's That Brown Stain Doing There" McDonald.