…The New York Knickerbockers are going to the NBA Finals this year. It’s official. I just wrote it down right here. And thus I’ve made it so. I am a prognostication machine. And YOU are the witness, my good friend. My East Side Davidian. YOU are the witness to my future-telling brilliance. Have a good day. Make sure to look both ways before crossing the street today please…because my prediction powers also have me seeing you getting hit by a bus if you’re not careful. That is all.
- Davey Mac