Little Davey (right) and brother (left)
Merry Christmas from Little Davey! Look at the Tonka truck on my lap. I loved that thing like a brother. Oh, and incidentally, that’s one of my brothers sitting next to me. But lets focus on the truck. I loved that thing so much and brought it with me everywhere I went. Unfortunately, I lost the truck when I brought it to the beach one day. Who would bring a toy truck to the beach anyway? What a little stupid idiot I was! Hey, if you’re at the beach in Spring Lake, New Jersey and you see a Tonka truck…please pick it up! I’ll gladly pay you seven dollars for it! Thank you!