I am now in full control of my mind.
At least…I think I am.
Then again…is anyone really in full control of their mind?
It is possible that I, in fact, am controlling YOUR mind right now?
The mysteries of the Universe will be revealed.
I’m not wearing socks.
Baby Yoda is real.
Your teeth are falling out.
Jelly.
Spiders.
Outer space.
Mind Control Session has been completed.
Thank you for your participation.