Greetings, East Side Davidians! It's your friendly leader, Mr. David, here to give you some positive words! You know, if you put your mind to it, you can accomplish ANYTHING! At least, that's what I saw on T.V. one time! But they're probably lying to us! THEY want us to believe their fiction as they try to control our brains! Then, they'll turn us into programmed humanoid-zombies who will do their bidding! Anyway, have a nice day!
- Mr. David