It’s your friend, Mr. David, here…and I want YOU to know that I think you’re a special and wonderful person! It’s true! You are fantastic! And you will have an amazing week! I can feel it!
…Um…since I just complimented you so heavily…can you buy one or two or thirty shirts from my store at Teesping.com? Thanks in advance.
Just kidding! You get out there and rock this week! No strings attached!
- Mr. David