Oh, YEAH! One of the WWE's most fun pay-per-views of the year, the Royal Rumble, is this evening at 7 PM (EST)!! And guess what?! The Dave Man just may enter and win the whole damned thing!! You have been warned!! Make sure you have some snake poison antidote, because the Irish Cobra is gonna bring the venom!! HISS!!
- East Side Dave (a.k.a. Mister Champion)