Don't fly too close to the sun or you'll get burned, daddy! And do NOT watch the gloriously evil EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW (on CompoundMedia.com) without the proper equipment:
* Psychedelic substances
* Firearms
* Snacks
* Beverages
* Dogs
* Garlic
* Wooden stake
* Whip
* Dragon
* Spaceship
Now, once you've procured all of these very practical items, you are ready to witness the "Best Show In The World"...the EAST SIDE DAVE SHOW!! Check out a new episode of the #ESDS right now on CompoundMedia.com! YES!
- Dave