Alfie Curtis, the actor who played notorious space-drunk Dr. Evazan in the original 1977 Star Wars (Episode IV: A New Hope), has died at the age of 87. Dr. Evazan is famous for starting some shit with Luke Skywalker in the Mos Eisley Irish Pub and then getting sliced in half by Obi-Wan Kenobi for acting like a dick. RIP, Dr. Evazan! May the HISS be with you!
- Dave