Hi, Davey Skywalker here to talk to you about superior spaceship quality. When I have to space-travel, I prefer the cozy comfort of the Millennium Falcon. With sturdy Mynok-proof windows, explosive pick-up that allows the pilot to zoom out of the belly of a gigantic space-slug, and enough blasters to kill an entire squadron of Stormtroopers in one sitting, the Millennium Falcon has the sleek style and murderous features that I need to be the best Jedi that I can be. So, mosey on down to your local Falcon dealer right now where Falcons are 50% off. May the Bargain be with you!
- Davey Skywalker (Jedi/Spaceship Salesman)