Go ahead. Treat yourself to something nice on this sunny Saturday. You deserve it. You're a winner. Trust me, daddy. I've seen a lot of winners in my day...and you are at the tippy top of that Winners Pyramid. I say you have some ice cream. I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT TIME OF DAY IT IS, HAVE SOME ICE CREAM!!!
...Sorry for yelling at you just there. I apologize. But you know what? You can handle that type of stern discipline, dogsie. You know why? Because you're a winner. Have a nice day.
- East Side Dave