My God, did we have a good time last night. Comedian extraordinaire and host of the New York City Crime Report, Pat Dixon, threw a party in my honor last night*. After Mr. Dixon and his lovely wife, the talented Mandy Stadtmiller, learned that I had been verified on Twitter, they decided to congratulate me with quite the soiree.** I'd like to thank all those who came to pay homage to the Dave Man***.....you're all aces!!!!

- East Side Dave, Champion of Champions****

* The party was not thrown in Dave's honor.

** No, they didn't.

*** They were there for Mr. Dixon and Chef Ryan Smith.

**** No, he isn't.