Take every practical-joke-reality-show. Combine them into one, big, shitty snowball. And throw that snowball at NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell's dumb, Meryl Streep-looking head. If you did these things, you would be Tom Brady. His four game-suspension has been overturned by that Federal Judge Berman...who is insane. Everyone involved in this DeflateGate nonsense is either a dirtbag, inept, or crazy...or all of the above.
- East Side Dave