For the SECOND week in a row, my beloved New York Football Giants have blown a ten-point lead and lost the game. Seven days ago, it was a crushing defeat to the Dallas Cowboys. This afternoon, they choked up the game to the Atlanta Falcons. Mistakes. Dropped balls. Screwed-up defense. It's been an utter trainwreck for the G-Men. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to slam my dumb head against the wall for caring about sports as much as I do. Then, I'm gonna shove a spiked, first-down marker up my nose. After that, I'm gonna let a random stranger dressed up as a referee kick me squarely in the Man Zone. Have a nice day.
- East Side Dave