You know...was Yoda really that great of a Jedi master? He couldn't defeat the Emperor in Episode III, he wasn't able to convince Luke to stay in Dagobah in Episode V, he sorta screwed up that whole Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader debacle...man...I think he was a little inept. Ah, what do I know...I'm practically half-Sith myself.
- East Side Dave Kenobi