Listen, dogsie. I am not usually a complainer, whiner, or public masturbator (strike the latter), but I must argue about one thing here. I went into 7-11 yesterday morning for a fine, refreshing Coke Slurpee...and they had NONE!! The flavors they carried were lemon, strawberry, grape, and bull shit. Hey, 7-11, I came here to do two things: drink come Coke Slurpee and kick some ass. Looks like we're all out of Coke Slurpee.
- East Side Dave