Well, my silly life could not possibly get any better. I woke up today to find that Comic Con released a new Star Wars: The Force Awakens featurette. And guess what? I started crying. Yep. I was sobbing as if someone detonated my red bicycle that I got for Christmas in 1987 into a million pieces a la the Death Star. Except those would have been painful tears. These were tears of sheer joy, daddy. I've since watched it eight times; and with each viewing I hug my Tauntaun doll harder and harder. If I'm not careful, i may suffocate this poor creature. Then again, he's not alive. He's just a stuffed animal. Check this out NOW!
- Davey-Wan Kenobi