I'm here doing our morning show (Carl & Dave and the Morning Rat Race) on Jersey's legendary, WRAT, 95.9 FM; and I'm realizing that I cannot work the copy machine. Where do you put the paper in? Is this thing a scanner? Or do I insert the paper into some sort of slot to make the copies? I often get so confused, I just stare (two inches away) from said copy machine and alternately scream and cry at my inability to work it. Ah, screw it. Who needs to make copies of their W-2 forms and death-wills anyway? Bye, dogsie!
- East Side Dave