Well, let's clarify. The Dave Man is buying himself some Sour Patch Kids, maybe some Sprite, and then bingo-bango, the party is on!! Again, so as to avoid any unnecessary lawsuits, Davey Mac can't afford to buy all you dogsies things. I wish I could, daddy. But, then...that'd cost me...like...at least thirty-eight dollars...and I don't have that kind of cash right now. Kids' birthdays cleaned me out. Anyway, let's CRUSH the weekend!! Adios!
- East Side Dave