Let's face it...with David Letterman retiring, I believe that yours truly, Sir "East Side" Dave (not actually a knight) is now officially the best "Dave" in show business. You hear that, David Lee Roth?! Take a seat, old man! The Davey Mac is in da house! Are you listening, David Brenner?! Well, probably not...since you're deceased...but still...Dave McDonald is numero uno! God Bless America! And thanks, Dave (Letterman)!!
- East Side Dave