Hopefully, this eye-patch is just temporary. I woke up yesterday with my left eye swollen shut and even had to go to the E.R. where the doctors said I had irritants and conjunctivitis in my eye and that I had to take special meds to get rid of the ailment. I also got this snazzy eye-patch. I feel like either the Russian from "LOST" (Not Penny's Boat) or some third-rate pirate who sucks at getting booty. Maybe I can just tell people that I'm a bounty hunter, on the prowl for a deranged, escaped convict. Oh, who am I kidding. I'd hunt for the guy for about ten minutes before loading up on Sour Patch Kids and checking out Avengers 2. Have a good day, you two-eyed dogsies!!
- East Side Dave