Tonight is the premier of the best show on television, Game Of Thrones. You know it. And I know it. It's a pop cultural phenomenon, it's a critical success, it's got zombie snow creatures, indiscriminate nudity, blood-chilling violence, dragons being mothered by a hot blonde chick, eyeball-popping duels, Little People, black magic smoke-assassins, and a poopful of other awesome stuff. Happy Game Of Thrones Day to you, you sword-wielding freak-face!! Peace!!
- East Side Dave