.....April Fool's!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!! My vision is like a damned eagle's!! I got you and you fell for it!! Don't deny it!! You fell for it!! Don't you damn-well deny it!!
.......Actually, I've never been a big April Fool's Day guy. When I was six, my mom said that she was getting me a pony. I got all excited. Then, she shouted "April Fool's!! You're not getting anything!!" This is a true story.
First of all, not only did I not have any clear concept of what April Fool's Day was as a six-year-old, I barely knew what April was, what months were, or even how calendars worked.
That is all.
- East Side Dave