...I call it a glimpse into the mind of an emerging Super-Villain/Hero: Little East Side Dave McDonald. Here I am, clearly planning on how to escape from pre-school with my woobie. My idea: to use it as a whip, a la Indiana Jones, swing it up to the air vent, and crawl upwards. At which point, I could take my Fisher Price screw-driver, take out the grate and crawl through the duct to childhood FREEDOM. That is all.
- Davey Mac