.....They just seem to be a tad safer than showers. What with the possibility of slipping and hitting your head and whatnot........and, of course, being rudely intruded on by a stranger who is sickly obsessed with his mother while he barges into your motel room and stabs you is a pain in the behind as well. I just prefer to avoid that nonsense altogether.
- Davey Mac: Hygiene Expert