Too often I see teen-agers, insane people, and Imperial big-wigs knocking down other peoples' snow men. Hey, sometimes it takes me two hours to make my damned snow man!! I don't need no Lord Vader and his minions invading the Rebel base on Hoth and destroying my hard work!! Just take a pleasant look at my wintry humanoid and keep on walking. By the way, Vader, maybe if you had picked up the pace and JOGGED a little, you could have captured the Millennium Falcon. Food for thought, your Dark Worshipfulness.
- East Snow Dave