East Side Davey Mac: Claims Bowzer cheated.
This Friday the 13th/Valentine's Day/President's weekend, the Dave Man would like you to have a safe and happy few days, dogsies!! Be cool!! Remember, unlike me, if you happen to own a custom-made hunter's knife, try not to slam it in to your pointer finger because you were angry that you lost to the computer on Mario Kart 8!! Have a good one (except YOU, Bowzer, you cheating bleeping bastard!!)
- Davey Mac