...Can you feel it? Can you feel the Force, dogsie? It's all around us. It binds the Galaxy together, daddy. Tomorrow, I'll be sitting in a movie theater...jacked up on two liters of Sprite and eight thousand Sour Patch Kids...and I'll be ready to dominate Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Have an excellent day, sweet-knees.
- East Side Dave (WRAT, 95.9 FM)