One month from now, I'll be sitting in a movie theater...with a gigantic-sized popcorn, three packages of Sour Patch Kids, and a two-liter of Sprite...ready to watch the new Star Wars: The Force Awakens. I'll be wearing my Star Wars sweatshirt and foaming at the mouth like a mad man...euphoric and insane because of the Star Wars bliss. Lastly, I'll be asked to leave. Because it's currently 8:24 AM and don't have tickets until 10:30 PM. May the Force be with you!
- East Side Dave