Not that I'm the threatening type...but I want no one to get out of line or I'll have to throw you in the back of this vehicle here and take you to jail. And look outside...it's a nice, beautiful day...no one needs to go to jail today...especially you and that little fella there...so join us on WRAT, 95.9 FM at 6 AM (EST)...have a nice day then...
- Sheriff East Side Dave