The Dave Lord
Listen. You're good people, you. I know it. I watch you all the time. I've installed hidden cameras in your shower and toilet respectively (as a mere security precaution.......and also to sell your photos on the black market). So I want you to kick your feet up today, relax, enjoy some football (Notre Dame plays Purdue today on NBC at 7:30 Eastern), have a cocktail if you're so inclined, glue animals to your face (that's what I like to do), and have fun! Peace, Dave Pound!