El Dave - soccer virtuoso.
I brought my five and six-year old kids into the backyard and challenged them to an impromptu World Cup championship soccer match...which I quickly began to dominate, up 3 to 1 with much of the ball possession being owned by yours truly, when the kids started getting "frustrated". Hey, I'd be frustrated, too, if my team outnumbered my dad and he still crushed me in a backyard soccer match. Lesson learned, kids! Hahahahahahahaa!!!!!!