USA Vs. Belgium. Battle of the Butts.
Coverage beings at 3:30 (EST) on ESPN with the game beginning at 4:00. Do I know what's going to happen? Heck, no. I barely know how to walk across the street without getting hit by a bus. In fact, I was hit by eight buses just last Thursday. Those big fuckers sting. Especially when you realize (during the moment of impact) that you're not wearing any pants. "Shit," you think. Go USA!!