As an American, I am feeling some patriotism for our soccer team, who will try to beat Portugal in the World Cup in mere moments (the game is on ESPN at 6:00 PM EST). All I know is that the U.S. better not let Ronaldo score a damned goal. Also, during half-time, I am gonna play the shit out of Mario Kart 8 for the Nintendo Wii U and you can't stop me. U-S-A!!
The call him David America.