I need YOU......to buy me some personal lube.
And if you do remember, can you let me know? I have had brain damage ever since I tried to fit a Snickers bar through my ears on a bet. Needless to say, I lost said bet. And now I only see things in a shitty brown and peanut-y hue. So, Dave Pound, look what you're doing, and be very careful this weekend and-----ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
-------I just burnt my dick!!! Have a great day!!