Do you know that I love you, Dave Pound?

It's true.  I feel I need to tell you that every once in a while.  Also, I've just peed myself.  Oh, and I'm pantsless.  Lastly, I may have been involved in a hit-and-run accident today, only I think I was the victim who was hit.  Why I ran away from medical attention......well.....I'm still scratching my head on that one.  I'm also scratching my head because I may have lice.  And I'm on drugs.  If you'd like to watch my show this evening, we're on at 7:30 (EST) in the LIVE show section.  One last thing- I'm boycotting Sour Patch Kids until they remove the new blue flavor.  Not good. 

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