Hey, I'm dying!!!
No, I'm not!!! April Fools!!!
April Fools on the set of 'Full Metal Jacket'
Oh, no!!! My dog just exploded!!!
Ha!! Got you!!! April Fools!!!
Ahhhhh!!! I'm shitting out of my mouth for some reason!!! Nah!! It's just puke!! April Fools, bastards!!
Oh, God, what a great day!!!! April fucking Fools!!!!