Dave usually does his thinking naked and on a rock.
Why did those Greek assholes or whoever invented the alphabet make the capital "l" (eye), look EXACTLY like the lower case "l" (elle)?! Do you know how many fucking hashtags have been ruined because of this stupid grammatical rule?! Just the other day, I wanted to hashtag "Do lt" to my friend but it came across as #Dolt......in other words- "DOLT"!!! So I'm trying to be supportive to my fucking friend and now he thinks I've called him a God-Damned dolt?!?! See, THIS is why the Greeks lost in 300...I think...I don't know...never saw it.
PS- Shish Kabobs suck!!!!