Davework Orange
There was me, that is East Side Dave, and my three Droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. At which I accidentally spilled milk over me crotch area, making it appear as if I had wet myself. "I wish I had a plate of eggy-wegs that I would'st use to glue to my crotch to hide the stain," me thought. Have a good weekend, Droogs!