It's a fucking blizzard!!!

My ass feels as if I'm in the middle of Fargo, and I really could use some damned pancakes just like that creepy Swedish guy.  Or for you younger East Side Dave fans, I feel like I'm in the new Disney film Frozen, and there's gonna be some drunk snow man with clear mental problems named Olaf following me around.  Speaking of which, and again this is for you East Side Dave Country younglings out there.......but just why in the shit are you on this website?  I could probably get arrested if you are here so LEAVE you little pieces of poo!!!